They removed the paper towels from our bathrooms at work, and installed hand dryers. These are not your normal run of the mill hand dryers. These are the high powered dryers they use to dry cars in a car wash hand dryers. When you put your hands under them it blows divots into your skin. You could totally use them to make funny faces.

Butters and I sit near the bathrooms. The other day I commented that our entire day sounds like this:

*SCHOOOOOOO* *thunk* *thunk* 10 seconds later *SCHOOOOOOO* *thunk* *thunk*.

It is honestly driving the both of us nuts.

10:58 AM Nobottom, Nessa: The hand dryers sound more *PPFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOHHHHFFFFFF* then *SCHOOOOOOOO* today.

10:59 AM Butters: depends on the angle of the door opening nad the location of the hands to the dryer

10:59 AM Nobottom, Nessa: lol

10:59 AM Butters: SCHOOOOOOOOO is close hand dryers for the rip your skin off experince
PFFFFFOOHHHHFFF is lower hand drying, i jsut want to dry my hands experince
and the silence is either a non hand washer or a pants user

11:01 AM Nobottom, Nessa: See, I could totaly do smoke on the water with them. *SCHOO* *SCHOO* *SCHO* *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHFFFFF* *SCHOOOO* *SCHOOO* *SCHOOO* *SCHOOO* *SCHOO* PFFFFFF* SCHOOOOOO*

Butters (out loud): OH DEAR GOD!
Me (out loud): *ROFL* You know you are going to try it next time you’re in there.
Butters (out loud): What if there is a line?! What do say? Excuse me, you have to wait, I am playing a song!
Me: *continues laughing*

 

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