Today I was listening to Pandora on my phone while I was working. Free Bird came on. That song is friggin long. I went and had a long ass conversation with JediJesus, and came back, and Lyndard was still going on about Free Bird. I am sitting there going, “I hate this song. Why do [...]
I totally feel like a cartoon evil genius right now. You know the evil bad guy, who is insanely smart, but his plans always backfire. I am sitting at my desk, at work, eating a granola bar, and an awesome evil plan hits me. I start to giggle with glee.
For those of you that don’t [...]
Last night StudPuppy and I were cuddling in bed and he said, “there’s a storm coming.” I was instantly transported to my childhood, and started to crack up laughing. When I was little my sister and I used to lay in bed falling asleep and she would fart, a lot. She always announced her [...]
First, I am 100% certain Grizz and SuperFly Guy will LOVE this title, after I explain it to SuperFly Guy.
SuperFly Guy has a brother, Grizz. Actually, he has a bunch of siblings. Way more than I do. I’ve only ever met his mom personally, and Grizz online. Both are awesome people. From the best [...]
so have you gotten yourself a big slingshot to shoot your angry bird at a sleeping chris/catanytign and everything from another room?
HAHAHA!!! No! That is an awesome idea.
OOOH I bet we could make up a new beer pong
Get a [...]
Dear Blog Readers if you did not watch last night’s (11 September 2011) True Blood and you watch the show, DO NOT READ THIS POST!! THERE ARE SPOILERS!!!!!
Dear Writers of True Blood,
I have accepted that you guys have deviated so far from Charlaine Harris’s books that it is only sort of [...]
My blog was blocked at work. It was blocked for Adult/Mature content. I am sort of proud, and also confused. First, my IMs and Email were blowing up from co-workers all day Friday. Thanks, guys! I had no idea how many of you read the site. You made me smile, lots!!
I don’t understand. I have two hair brushes. I only ever brush my hair in the bathroom.
Katie has her own soft bristle brush because her hair is so fine. StudPuppy and CptnROFL don’t have any hair.
Yet every night after my shower I sound like Larry the Cucumber and ask, “Where is [...]
3:20 PM HotPink Valentine
i have decided that if my new phone isn’t in the mailbox or door when i get home, i’m throwing the mother of all temper tantrums and beelining to Verizon with a serious shit fit… I may need bailed out of jail today.
3:27 PM Nessa Nobottom
Let me know
angst (æŋst, German aŋst) — n
1. an acute but nonspecific sense of anxiety or remorse
2. (in Existentialist philosophy) the dread caused by man’s awareness that his future is not determined but must be freely chosen
This is what I see every time I log into Facebook. I have a sixteen year old sister. [...]
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