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NO! BON JOVI NOOOOOO!!

By On March 7, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Day to Day, The Dog Ate My Chicken

The other day Bon Jovi broke my heart and stole my innocence. Last Friday night Studpuppy and I dropped Princess Kate at her Gammy’s house. Then we decided to go on a date, but my 13 year old needed to eat. So I called and ordered him a pizza, and we planned to drop it [...]

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The Fish Book

By On October 5, 2011 · 1 Comment · In The Dog Ate My Chicken

There is a Fish Book my mother and I have been warring over from probably 10 years now.   It came up today in my revenge plots (nothing evil, just annoying) against my mother over sending home a singing bag with Kate.

The story of the Fish Book goes:

My mom worked in a Woman’s Shelter, and she [...]

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Heeeere’s Smelly!!!

By On September 16, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Day to Day, The Dog Ate My Chicken, The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles

Last night StudPuppy and I were cuddling in bed and he said, “there’s a storm coming.”  I was instantly transported to my childhood, and started to crack up laughing.    When I was little my sister and I used to lay in bed falling asleep and she would fart, a lot.  She always announced her [...]

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Adult/Mature Content! ROFL

By On September 12, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Day to Day, HotPink Conversations, The Dog Ate My Chicken, The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles

 

My blog was blocked at work.  It was blocked for Adult/Mature content.   I am sort of proud, and also confused.   First, my IMs and Email were blowing up from co-workers all day Friday.  Thanks, guys!  I had no idea how many of you read the site.  You made me smile, lots!!

 

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Some site changes.

By On September 3, 2011 · 1 Comment · In The Dog Ate My Chicken

Studpuppy here, yeah i still don’t like that name. As some of the more astute readers might have noticed, or at least those with a pulse and working eyes, the site is going through some changes. These changes will allow for more features to the site as Nessa decides just how she wants everything setup. [...]

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Woot… On Facebook

By On September 2, 2011 · 2 Comments · In Day to Day, Gnome, The Dog Ate My Chicken, The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles

Studpuppy was very nice and helped me set up a Facebook site for the blog. Be sure to like it!!!

Oh! I found this on the internet. It is Buddy Christ and a gnome. Life does not get any better.

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Bluetooth Conversations

By On August 29, 2011 · 1 Comment · In The Dog Ate My Chicken

Bluetooth is a wireless technology standard for exchanging data short distances.  It can be used for a data exchanged between any two bluetooth capable devices.   This includes phone to headset interaction.  I know bluetooth is hardly new technology and I should be used to it by now, but DAMN IT I am not. 

I see [...]

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Poor Ziggy - He loves her so much too.

Yo-yos

By On August 26, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Little Girl, The Dog Ate My Chicken, The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles

 

I have this problem.  Katie is yo-yo obsessed.  She has been for awhile.  It started with dancing ribbons.  She decided they were yo-yos.  She’s gone through a couple of them.  Now it has progressed to actual yo-yos.  Since she does not have a yo-yo she has made one.

She kidnapped a turtle SuperFly Guy [...]

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Yittles!!!

By On August 23, 2011 · 2 Comments · In Day to Day, The Dog Ate My Chicken, The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles

These are the Yittles.

I Yuv the Yittles.   Two of them look like mom, (Knarfenna) I call them “The Twins.”  The one of the far left is smaller than the other two so I call him Yittle.  The middle one does not have a name other than Twin, and the black on is Fats. [...]

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I’M SOMEBODY NOW!!

By On August 23, 2011 · 1 Comment · In The Dog Ate My Chicken, The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles

OMG!! I feel like Steve Martin in The Jerk.  I want to run around yelling GOOGLE KNOWS ME!! I AM SOMEBODY NOW!

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