I am telling you, they may appear cute and harmless, but they’re not. Everyone should get this book. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will).
Earworm, a loan translation of the German Ohrwurm, is a portion of a song or other music that repeats compulsively within one’s mind, put colloquially as “music being stuck in one’s head.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earworm
Oh man, I so have them. A couple weeks ago [...]
First, I am 100% certain Grizz and SuperFly Guy will LOVE this title, after I explain it to SuperFly Guy.
SuperFly Guy has a brother, Grizz. Actually, he has a bunch of siblings. Way more than I do. I’ve only ever met his mom personally, and Grizz online. Both are awesome people. From the best [...]
So SuperFly Guy sends me this link to a blog today, http://www.thetandashow.com/omg-shoes-2.html and my first thought was OMG THOSE SHOES ARE BADASS!!! Then I saw they had a gnome at the top of their page. I was like YEEESSS! GNOMES!!!! I started digging for my Wonder Twins ring. Then I started poking around [...]
So I send out my normal server switch email thing and SuperFly Guy does a Gnome response. (I have a few new gnomes to post) He sent me this, this morning. OMG!! I NEEEEED this. I am pretty sure StudPuppy would become irate if I spend $38.00 on a gnome though. He is PERFECT though. [...]
Studpuppy was very nice and helped me set up a Facebook site for the blog. Be sure to like it!!!
Oh! I found this on the internet. It is Buddy Christ and a gnome. Life does not get any better.
Disclamer: HotpinkValentine…. The image with this will make you gag. I know, because it made me gag. Superfly Guy (Who needs a new name. This one does not fit him. If anyone thinks of one let me know. I was thinking about PooFlinger. >:P J/K Sweetie, ILU!) sent it to me as a Gnome response. [...]
I load my gmail and I see Superman is online. I’ve not talked to Superman in forever. I wonder why? He is freaking hilarious. He just does not allow me to be his designated driver.
I mouse over his status. I reads, “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m [...]
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