I am introducing TomatoRice in this post. TomatoRice is by far one of the nicest people I know. He is so sweet and innocent. I think when he talks to me, he gets beside himself. He has no idea what to do with me. He is kind of like HotPink Valentine when I first met [...]
I am a person who goes to the gym at 1pm, because everyone has left by then and I don’t have to deal with awkward nekkidness.
Today I almost died, and all I wanted to do was pee. I was in the bathroom, and I am just finishing up and I hear whistling. I stop. [...]
Butters was telling me he was trying to cheer up a friend. He wanted me to think of something funny to say to him. The following conversation ensued.
12:56 PM Me: Tell him, “What is green and has wheels?”
12:56 PM Butters: a pickle?
12:56 PM Me: no.. a pickle with wheels?
12:57 PM Butters: [...]
We have Emile Clarke from Game of Thrones and my favorite Alexander Skarsgard. I’ve been wanting to do Emile for awhile now, but she is either completely naked or completely dressed. My web provider frowns on completely naked. With Alexander, I went big. I do love to look at him.
I overheard a conversation in line for lunch today. It made me facepalm. I only pray these people were interns. They were going on about a party in Oakland, that reminds me of the Duquesne University Frat Boys.
Girl: I think his name was Kevin.
Guy: haha, [...]
I’ve not done an actual post in awhile. I actually have a lot if stuff I intend on posting, I just don’t have time to do it. Sorry for that, I know this is “candy” for some of you.
I was just witnessed the most bizarre thing. I am visiting our main office at [...]
They removed the paper towels from our bathrooms at work, and installed hand dryers. These are not your normal run of the mill hand dryers. These are the high powered dryers they use to dry cars in a car wash hand dryers. When you put your hands under them it blows divots into your skin. [...]
Oh man… HotPink Valentine just made me laugh so hard, I could not breath and that little vein in my head started to spasm and hurt. There were tears and a belly ache.
4:21 PM NessaNobottom you know…
Valentine girls can sing and draw
that is just not fair.
4:21 PM HotPink Valentine [...]
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