Posts by: NessaNobottom
Won’t You FLLLLLYYYY FREEEEE BIIIIRD
By NessaNobottom On August 30, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals Took the Handles
Today I was listening to Pandora on my phone while I was working. Free Bird came on. That song is friggin long. I went and had a long ass conversation with JediJesus, and came back, and Lyndard was still going on about Free Bird. I am sitting there going, “I hate this song. Why do [...]
3:16 PM HotPinkValentine:
i’m not sure if this is a joke or not….
PSU Bans the Playing of ‘Sweet Caroline’ at Football Games – over the line “touching you, touching me”
3:19 PM NessaNoBottom:
HAHAHA
LOL
Also banned is Turning Japanese
the Divinyls
Shit
3:20 PM [...]
I am introducing TomatoRice in this post. TomatoRice is by far one of the nicest people I know. He is so sweet and innocent. I think when he talks to me, he gets beside himself. He has no idea what to do with me. He is kind of like HotPink Valentine when I first met [...]
2:39 PM HotPink Valentine: lord
i’m like why isn’t this stupid phone charging?
i unplugged the cable and replugged it 3 times
um, HotPink … where is the other end of the plug?
IN YOUR HAND
YOU CANNOT POWER THE CABLE WITH YOUR MAGICAL BREASTS
2:45 PM Nessa NoBottom LIES!
I’m sick, I’m going to hell, and I make everything bad. It’s my superpower. I’ve made peace with it.
HotPink Valentine :i have to RP in one of those ACA trainings at 1230
I never even got time to look at the script and having super hard time
retaining information
He didn’t [...]
I am a person who goes to the gym at 1pm, because everyone has left by then and I don’t have to deal with awkward nekkidness.
Today I almost died, and all I wanted to do was pee. I was in the bathroom, and I am just finishing up and I hear whistling. I stop. [...]
Butters was telling me he was trying to cheer up a friend. He wanted me to think of something funny to say to him. The following conversation ensued.
12:56 PM Me: Tell him, “What is green and has wheels?”
12:56 PM Butters: a pickle?
12:56 PM Me: no.. a pickle with wheels?
12:57 PM Butters: [...]
We have Emile Clarke from Game of Thrones and my favorite Alexander Skarsgard. I’ve been wanting to do Emile for awhile now, but she is either completely naked or completely dressed. My web provider frowns on completely naked. With Alexander, I went big. I do love to look at him.
I overheard a conversation in line for lunch today. It made me facepalm. I only pray these people were interns. They were going on about a party in Oakland, that reminds me of the Duquesne University Frat Boys.
I hear:
Girl: I think his name was Kevin.
Guy: haha, [...]
Now Katie knows I get migraines. She knows when I have one I had in my room with a pillow and ice on my head. She knows I don’t like to talk or be bothered. For Kate this is an opportunity to test me.
Test 1: 9AM – The most terrifying words a mother could [...]
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